Wednesday, 31 July
Noonan to cancel budget after Pat Kenny leaves State payroll.
I’m not at the races at all today. The main reason being that I was at the races yesterday.
Thursday, 1 August
Everyone is going on about that photo of the tornado clouds in Galway and I’m sitting here listening to Selena Gomez *cow flies past window*
Race Week is almost over, thank God. Don’t get me wrong, it’s great for the city’s economy, but for us natives, Galway becomes unbearable.
Friday, 2 August
Discovering a drunk sleepwalking Ladies Day reveller trying to get out of a storage room this morning was like a scene from The Walking Dead
In fairness to (insert names of various gobshites) #thingsusirishsay
Saturday, 3 August
Impressed w/ Pat Kenny’s big decision, leaving comfort zone etc. We all benefit from people who are courageous. Best of luck Pat!
I’ve had to sacrifice two pop culture references in homily so far because they are just too American. This is a weekly sacrifice I make.
“Is minic a rinne bromach gioblach capall cumasach.” #galwayraces Ádh mór do lucht Rasaí na Gaillimhe inniu, agus an ghrian ag taitneamh.
Sunday, 4 August
Can’t see why a tiny minority of pig-ignorant, misogynistic, psychotic trolls should cause #twittersilence for a second never mind 24 hours.
Monday, 5 August
If the Bank Holiday has taught me anything, it is that most of us are badly in need of basic fun and reflection to stop world closing in.
Please @chelseafc don’t sign @WayneRooney a destructive force off the field. We need a season out of the front pages.
Tuesday, 6 August
Rescue helicopter landing at hospital at 12.50am. I have so much admiration for the emergency services. Mettle beyond measure.